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Theres nothing worse than losing an entire day to being sick. However Tylenol makes these little night and day candy coated pills that make life happy.

This post is driven by cold medication.

I just got into an argument with a woman who didnt want the GREEN pills but wanted the BLUE pills.
She didnt realize that looking at BLUE pills through a YELLOW vial makes GREEN pills.
Took me 10 min to get her to take the top off and dump the pills in her hand to magically turn the GREEN pills BLUE.
So glad and I are going fishing on the bizzoat on Sunday. That right there almost makes up for the wedding I have to go to thats by Fresno, outside, with the temp expected to hit about 110. Expect to see lots of pictures of me very pissed off.

Super-religious people, especially ‘born again’ types really really bug me.
Usually its because they are overcompensating for shit they did during their life, as if the’ll make up murding a home of elderly by telling me how much Jesus loves me, or how Blessed I am. In the words of a very wise man “If they talk like that, its usually because they’ve fucked over people in the past, so I dont trust them”.
If there is some final judgement, im sure its going to take into account your whole life, not just what you did during the last 1/4th of it. Unless this is Star Wars, where you can destroy a whole planet full of people, but your soul will be converted from the dark side if you kill the emperor.
Im not anti-religion or anything, I just find it annoying when they dont take responsiblity for their actions and blame everything on a deity.
So to play their own game, I guess God doesnt want you to get your pain pills early, and to blame Jesus.
I’m so going to hell.

“No I wont fill your painpills early; and if you call me one more time today asking for them early im going to push the due date back 1 day for each phone call”
Its fucking sad when the highlight of your life is when your pain pills are refilled.

I love it when someone brings in a fist of new prescriptions, and starts off their conversation with “OK, Heres what happened”..
Usually what follows is some string of bullshit as to how their pain pills got lost/stolen/eaten/blown-up.. Usually I ask “Oh, so you need your blood pressure medication too?” to which they say “Oh no, only my pain pills got stolen/lost/etc”.. I just tune it out now.. Ive heard it all.

Pharmacy analogy of the day:
People always ask me if hydrocodone (in vicodin/lortab) is the same as codeine because of some “allergy” of upset stomach.. I usually say that they are different in that case (but in the case where someone has a real allergy, I tell them that they are the same and to not take it).. People dont understand the relationship between the two with the parent compound (morphine).. So my boss’ son Jeff came up with this:
“Codeine and Hydrocodone have the same momma, but different baby-daddies”…