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The OWBN Hour of Power is the funniest shit I have ever heard.

California has a law pending that will ban the ownership of pit-bull dogs.

I, for one, hopes this passes* Reasoning:

Lets take a trip back to 1994, when the whole Calfornia Assault Weapons Ban (AWB) bill was being voted on. It got so much support from people because:

Spend the evening with the Port City Roller Girls. Got roped into being a Ref, so I guess I had better learn the rules or something.. was the one who got me into this. So blame her..

Took the old roller hockey skates out of retirement to meet up with PCRG at the local skating arena. Its only been, oh, 10 years since I last wore them. Even found my indoor wheels too! Most of my old Canadian Bacon of America skillz came back once I made a few laps. During the speed skate my front wheel came loose and I almost biffed it into the wall. Skates still fit, wheels still turn (even though I was poor back in 95-96 and my indoor wheels only have ABEC 3′s on them ). We always used to go to the family-skate night during the hockey days. Nothing makes you learn how to be nimble on your skates than dodging kids falling in front of you and crowds of people who dont know whats going on.

What made this night especially fun was it was Christian Music and Church Night. Short of me bursting into flames, seeing a group of tattoo’d up roller derby girls skate around was pretty funny.

Went to the bar afterwards with the girlz.

Met who also happens to have had a DeadJournal since the beginning. She shoots guns and rides motorcycles! Sweet! My parents wont let me have a motorcycle, but I have plenty of guns! Hopefully helping out the PCRG as much as I can. I really want to see them get rolling and I think the enthusiasm is there but the paperwork and details need to be hashed out. Whats good is that I can pretty much do most of the backend of anything they are looking for.

This entry is pretty sappy.

Think about this:

A 14 or 15 year old mom (which I see a shitload of them a day) wanted to post a picture of her bare tit (but include the kid) as part of the ProMoM breastfeeding psychoness.

Yay or Ney?

Sure they feel that breastfeeding is a “natural act” blah blah blah etc etc etc. But the fact of the matter is, its still the boob of a minor, which is considered child pornography. Is ProMoM condoning a subset of child-pornography? Is the underage breastfeeding fetish suddenly okay now? Or is ProMoM going to think its okay for other people to do it EXCEPT their own daughters, then its bad news.

I think masturbating during the nurse-in would be an excellent way of showing another natural habit (as well as being funny as fuck to see their faces). Shield your children away from the spray moms!

Yes, I realize that im an asshole, and yes, I am going to hell.

on treo at great america with tiffany and her parents. my head hurts from all the rollercoasters. I’m such a tard its not funny. I less-than-3 my treo

Im so sunburnt, its not even funny.
This is much to the amusement of certain people who shall remain nameless.

The mexican food place next door just got held up, again!
Its been like the 9000th hold up this year for that place next door..
We even saw the two guys run out.. I have a funny feeling that our turn is going to be next. I dont think those guys even get 100 bucks a pop from that place…
Ah well, if it happens it happens…. Heh, sucks to be them though..